Why Chores Matter
About Do It For Smaugie
Why We Are Here and What We Are Doing
At Do It For Smaugie, we believe that Smaugies must be protected from themselves. A Smaugie will steal treats from a Froofy Roo. A Smaugie will butt punch a Pibby. With no self preservation instinct, a Smaugie will also lick the carpet and ingest piles of Asher hair and shit all over a bedroom floor until he can throw up the hairball. This could take days. Days of poop dodging in the morning. This is Why Chores Matter.
Give Your Smaugie the Best Life
Hairball Bad Chores Good
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
When a Smaugie licks an unvacuumed carpet or snoofles for treaties in a dirty kitchen, he inexorably gets Asher hair in and around his mouth. This is bad.
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
By keeping our house cleaner, we can keep harm out of a Smaugies path. Smaugies cannot tell good from bad. For example, I have offered a Smaugie bacon and a Smaugie sniffed it as if poison yet will eat cat poop no questions asked. This is bad.
Us and Them
How Cleaning Can Prevent Early Smaugie Loss
Us and Them
A Smaugie has a past, help give a Smaugie a future. Everyday housekeeping is proper Smaugie stewardship. With their poor instinct and even poorer design (Looking at you, narrow breathing tubes), it is vital to a Smaugies health and well-being that potential hazards are removed from a Smaugies habitat as soon as possible. Otherwise a Smaugie could snoofle up dirt or hair and not be able to finish breathing. This is bad.
A Smaugie In Time
A Smaugie can take on many forms such as this hardcore rapper Smaugie being pampered on a rare spa day
Here a Smaugie can be seen in the business of flying open cockpit aircrafts, Amelia Earhart style
Another one of a Smaugies talents is training young turtles in the way of the Ninja
A Smaugie gueststars on the FX hit series "Archer" playing Baboo the Ocelot